An Acne Reducing MP3 Player!

Surely not! You are kidding me right? An MP3 Player that can get rid of spots? Washing doesn't work?

Well you can get the mpion MP3 Player that has a whopping 128mb of storage (that was a joke), but really, the sacrifice for better-looking skin is only being able to listen to a couple hours of music.

I suppose you're not going to do your skin regime on the way to work on the tube so a couple of hours maybe ok - but who buys 128mb