Zakang Kiss MP3 Player

I don't think this would go down too well with youngsters in this country as they're keen to look cutting edge. Pre-teens in Japan and the rest of Asia may soak these things up however.

It comes in a 128mb and 1gig variation in silver, white and garish red. It obviously comes with headphones. I really hope that I never see anyone using this. But saying that it could be a nice gift for someone at your office's next secret santa day.